Watch your mouth

I bet you all wish that I was still sick. I have been spamming. Should take up entirely too much time of your life.

Had to share this though:

I do my best not to cuss in front of the child, because he is a parrot. He is getting better, although now he spells it out. Mom, I can't say A-S-S, right? What about "class"? Can I say that?

One of my little sister's names is Aspen, which I know I thought of as partly naughty. As did my son, "Mom, that sounds like a bad word". We are trying to explain that it is fine, as long as it is part of a word.

I was so sick and frazzled last weekend, that Fuck almost slipped out. My boyfriend looked at me, like I had grown another head, and he was like. WHOA!.

I know, I know, I almost let it slip a couple weeks ago too. It is hard to flip back into "mommy" mode sometimes.
Here is a funny story.

My friend was driving me and son around and I asked her not to say anything bad while she was driving. Well, of course, somebody cuts her off, and I can see her trying to hold it back.
What comes out was "Nipples". Which is decidedly better than what she wanted to say.
Not even 2 seconds later, from the backseat, comes a small little voice saying (you guessed it) "nipples!"

I still get a laugh outta that, and it has been years.