Random Thoughts

Did I mention we actually got a tree this year? My kid is 10 and I FINALLY get a tree. I had to work that day, so Ben and Derek trudged off to Fred Meyers and came back with a tree. I came home and everything was moved around and the tree was set up on it's stand. Ben is awesome, but you knew that already. For not having a tree for 10 years, I still managed to somehow have ornaments. Some of them were suspiciously religious, so I think that my landlord may have passed them on to me. They were cute, mostly little wooden trinket type ornaments. What I really liked (cause I'm a dork) was the 12 little coaster type ornaments displaying all twelve of the 12 Night of Christmas. Ben put on the lights, I started going with the ornaments. Now Ben had to make sure that the lights were "perfect" and then he has the nerve to ask me if I put those ornaments up randomly. Um, NO, I'm an accountant, I can not just randomly put numbers out of order. LOL. We had fun decorating the ...

You are not getting a real post. This is only to assure anyone I am alive. Today, when I woke up for the second time? I had fucking chickens in my front yard. That really says everything about my life right now. It's fucking weird. Chickens! Last week a squirrel came in the open front door of the bookstore and ran all the way back into the Accounting filing room. Luckily, someone had come in looking for it and so I was not (terribly) surprised, nor did I piss myself, when it JUMPED onto the copier. It was crazy and running around like a, well like a squirrel, and came within a foot of me running over somewhere else. It's terribly sad how exciting this was in my mundane work life. But I mean! Animals! Everywhere. What the hell is happening?

My Monday was normal. Tuesday kicked off the weirdness. And it was fine at work, besides my angsty-ness for no good reason. (ok, so I just squeezed out a fart while no one was listening to me, and then this guy was like...the air smells good in here. 0_o I'm pretty sure he means the flowers that are currently assaulting my senses, but I thought it was funny nonetheless.) Back on track... (You hope) I got on the bus home from downtown and I got the last free seat. I was very happy about it. And it actually only happened cause Butters was nice enough to let everyone else on first. I never know what to say to him and each time I say nothing I feel like more and more of an ass. It's not him, I just don't really KNOW him. This one guy gets on and walks towards the back. I kinda notice this out of the corner of my eye. I see it, and dismiss it. I'm busy playing Solitaire on my iPod and not paying attention to anyone else. Then I feel someone staring at me. I look over and thi...