Random Thoughts

I've been seeing people taking the "how long would you survive" test. I'm pretty sure I'd be first. That last time I had a zombie dream I held off the zombie by pushing him away using his head. Like an annoying little brother or sister. Pretty ineffectual, I'm thinking. Spiders are obviously less scary than zombies would be, which is why it's troublesome that I can't always kill the spider. Some days I'm fine and can kill it (and feel OH SO VICTORIOUS), mostly when Ben is asleep and I scare one in the bathroom. Today though... I was washing my hands when I noticed a VERY LARGE brown thing peeking out from behind the mouth rinse bottle. One leg half angled onto my razor. Not an easy spot to try and kill a spider. So I tried to convince myself that there was no way that huge thing was a spider. It was probably dust or something. I looked a little closer and saw it glaring malevolently staring at me. (ok...so maybe it wasn't looking at me but giv...

I am freaking out people. I know, I know, this is normal for me. I filed my taxes online yesterday and they already accepted them. Which means I can't fix the error I found last night. I should have waited. I don't want the IRS after me. NO AUDIT, dammit. I can't take this kind of pressure. So, every year I claim my child and get the EIC and the Additional child tax credit. I don't know if this will make any difference, but I put down that he lived with me for 12 months out of the year (because I am so used to doing this), however, he stayed with his dad over the summer. So, I prolly shoulda put more like 9 months. It is still more than half the year, and like I said, I don't know if it even matters, but they might try and claim his dependent care as a tax break, which I can't blame them for. So, what the hell am I supposed to do? I guess I am gonna have to call his dumb ass and try and explain the situation. Hope he doesn't try to claim him. All I could fin...