Swiss Colony Beef Log
I'm willing to bet a million dollars (and boy could I use it) that my straight edge father does not watch South Park, oh, probably EVER. So he'd really have no idea why I'm SO tickled pink that he sent us a Swiss Colony Beef Log, along with a whole assortment of treats. I've been listening to "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" ever since. How much does it make me smile (something else I really need lately) that Cartman freaks out over the Beef Log? And if that's not good enough, then Kyle being the saddest Jew on Christmas will be. ("I'd be merry, but I'm hebrew").