Random Thoughts

That spot between my shoulders is killing me. It is prolly due to the fact that I just spent far too much time trying to see who won the 2005 Bloggies....what can I say, I am a sucker for awards. I want to know who is best and follow the group, so that I can be a lemming. Anyhow, there were some damn funny sites that I ended up going to. Including some that have national recognition. DAMN....I didn't know that semi-famous people wrote these. Or even that they have hits everyday that put me to shame. Including one that gets 20 comments regularly. It is called...This Fish needs a Bicycle. Oh good lord, that was funny. Also, one called Dooce, that had the best picture of this cute baby crawling. It is really incredible...it's like I thought that only people who I knew did blogs. No idea it was so damn big. Glad that I could check some of them out. I might be putting links up, not sure yet. The selfish part of me wants you (yes, you reader) to come straight to my blog and not like ...

Here is another one of those e-mails that I try not to pass on. But this is damn funny. _______________________________________________________________ From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, on...

Had to share this....I am such a guy sometimes. I know, I know, I'm not really.....maybe I mean I am so Beavis sometimes. Last night I was flipping through the channels that hard way, rather than find the remote, when my BF was like.....did you just flip from 911 to 5? Cause I saw you going down and I was wondering why when you coulda went up So, I started giggling and he didn't get it, so I was like.....You said "I saw you going down" hahaha I am such a freak. If anyone wants to know, no, I didn't go down from 911 to 5. I went down from 220 (something) to 5.....god that sounds bad. *wink*

So wonderful Gracelyn helped me add my links. And I am SO SMART, that I even hit the right button to put a link directly into my post, instead of the side of my page.I have Links to my favorite blogs and I am so amused by myself. Thank you Gracelyn. You are wonderful. Too bad you live so far away. I am always amused by your posts. YAY me, me, Yay. Sorry, Invader Zim reference. It is hilarious.

I finally caved and bought myself a mini-zen garden for my desk at work. When I bought it, they were like, oh you'll be all peaceful and centered. I was like, do you really something out of a box will make ME peaceful? And we all started laughing. Cause I work with the cashiers, so they know me. Of course it won't make me calm and peaceful, but it is super-cute. Speaking of super-cute, I am super-cute today. To bad it is all wasted at work. Just felt like dressing it up a bit. Tomorrow, I will be back to my t-shirt and pants. But, my shirt is sooo cute. Black and velvety, and a tie in the front that shows just a little bit of skin. Tres-magnifique (sp?) Also, I watched Venture Bros, cause the BF made me :P and one of the characters was talking to one of the kids and he was like....."oh, I put a hit out on you......super sorry". I laughed my ass off. I am so waiting to use that.....Super-sorry. I might put it at the end of my last post. YAY!

I'm not one to forward those emails that everyone forwards to me, but this is damn funny, so I figured I would put it here, and that way you have a choice. _________________________________________________________________ An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and Announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country...

I've decided to leave the pity-party, fun as it was, and try and have a good day off tomorrow. So, wish me luck, all. Hope I didn't scare everyone off with one of my "black moods". 20 points for you if you got that reference. Damn Kevin Kline is funny as hell. Anyhow, thought I would share that I am feeling better and should have some fun posts up soon. I guess we will see.

I am going to be the queen of obvious, but it seems like my hits have been racing since I hit the 100 mark. Again, prolly something to do with my crazy ass posting 3 or 4 posts a day. Oh well, gotta get around the boredom somehow. In all honesty, when I started reading that Girl's blog, I was like wow, this is cool. I could do this, and then I was like.....oh yeah, the trials and tribulations of the accountant. I'm sure everyone would want to read that. Now imagine I said this in my most sarcastic tone ever. But you people surprise me. You are actually amused by my musings and ravings. So, thanks for making me feel damn good about myself and making me want to come to work everyday, if for nothing else that just to blog. It really is a beautiful thing. I've been on almost a high since realizing that people want to read this and I am not forcing it on them, like I feel I could be doing in real life. This will be my last post today. I am looking forward to coming in and seeing...

Apparently, there has been some research done and they realized that yesterday is the MOST depressing day of the year. I guess I can see that. Exactly a month after Christmas, people are still paying the bills. And of course then there is the letdown from all the partying. So, I might not have all these excuses, but at least I know I wasn't the only one who was depressed and snarky for no reason. As for today, this might be my most pissed off day. We are short on people, and then people from other departments keep coming in and standing right behind me. I have been trying to type this out for like an hour. Good lord.

With the new season starting, I have to say that my American Idol is That Girl. She has almost 6000 hits. Talk about being freaking cool! You rock. But seriously, some of those people are so bad. Why do their families lie to them and tell them they are good? I can see not wanting to hurt people's feelings, but when they say I am going to American Idol, someone should pull them aside and go.....Look, you really aren't that good. I know the judges don't try to make fun of them, but sometimes (especially the really clueless ones) they have to be mean. Gotta go, write more later. You thought you were getting rid of me, huh?

So, I love how I made such a big deal about getting 100 hits and I am almost up to 200 hits and while I am paying attention, I am not going to make such a big hoopla over it. Maybe not talking about it will bring me more hits. OOPS, too late. Have I jinxed myself?

So, I have been to all the blogs I go and read and all the websites I look at. I keep obsessively looking at my blog here to see if I have any comments so I can answer. I keep checking my counter to see if people are even reading today and I've come to the conclusion that.....everyone who reads my blog does it during the week (when they are at work, like me?). Craziness, at least I am not the only person without a home computer available to me. Which kind of sucks cause I got my w-2's but can't file online without the damn computer. Foulness! I just had to spend 32 bucks on some damn sweats because they are all that will fit my ass and the ass in my pants has worn out. I knew I kept feeling a draft. I am pretty offended by all this, but I couldn't very well wear the pants on the bus ride home. Why can't I get a ride from anyone when I NEED it? Oh well, such is life. Hope you all had an interesting weekend. At least it happened on a weekend when I can get away with w...

I had to share this, because I am so damn proud of myself. I was trying to get my child up the other day and we are both not very good morning people. He was taking forever to wake up and he finally wakes up and scowls at me. I call this "the look" and I know the look, because that is my look. Most mornings I would prolly give him "the look" back and tell him to get up and find some clothes. But, somehow, instead of going my normal route, I looked at him and said, "What is wrong with your face?" in mock horror. He started laughing and hardly kept a straight face all morning. Hurray for me! I hadn't even had coffee yet. WOOHOO!

Hey, even this is a song title. If you listen to Britney Spears. Anyhow, I was thinking along the lines of "Lucky 100" and I have 100 hits. Boy, that makes my Friday a little better. I can't wait to get outta here. I have stuff to do for my party. After the rush of this week, I need a party.

OK, right after I posted that post, my counter showed up. Never mind the last post.

Damn, my site counter has disappeared. What is going on? I tried to alter the appearance in the hope that would make it work, but no luck. After the day I had yesterday, this just takes the cake. Anyone know how to fix it?

Normal people prolly don't get as excited about this as I am, but I don't care. I am fast approaching 100 hits. Yay for me. I rock.