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That's it, that's my rhyme. Take it to the street, biotch.

1. I hate headaches. Especially constant ones. It was residing behind my right eye, but now is lodged firmly in the back of my neck. 2. I hate that sickly feeling in the back of my throat. 3. I hate how tired I am, and how everyone thinks I look like I'm mad. I am mad, so I guess I should just deal. 4. I hate doing the schedule. 5. I hate that I have a mountain of sick time built up, but I can't use it cause I am running out of time. Time to research last year's credits, time to do the schedule, and time in training for the system. Why must it all be at the same time? 6. I hate tonsiliths. For some reason whenever one pops out (which is often, since I seem to be eternally sick at this point), I have to smell it and poke at it. And they smell like horse buttholes. Hickory smoked horse buttholes. Actually, they might smell better if they had hickory smoke smell. Instead all I can think of is how bad my breath must smell. 7. I hate everything today. I hate tip-toeing around an...