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How could there be anything but a smile on my face?

I had a very weird week. I got a lot of questions as to why I wasn't on vacation, even though I told everyone I would not be on vacation. Mostly, people have left me the hell alone because they didn't know I was there. Which is kind of funny. Stupid whiny girl was actually somewhat funny, and I HATE it when she is funny about something. Cause I'll be on the edge, and all like..maybe she's not as bad as I think she is, and then she fucking says something else that reminds me how stupid she is. I was supposed to go out last night, but things happened and no go. Shit happens. Some other time, I'm sure. But to further my weirdness this past week, I think I committed some email faux pas while trying to make plans. I wasn't aware that email could make people hate you, but it's one more thing I'll have to remember. I mean, I don't forward pointless emails and I don't particularly like it when I get all of them, but they are from family and friends. I re...

Naughty Girl

So, can you tell I am in a better mood? One day off filled with sex can do that to you. WooHoo! So, I was otherwise involved when my shopping buddy called and I didn't answer it. I called her back when I could *grin* and told her I had been in the shower. People always ask why you didn't answer (at least to me), and she asked if she had woken me up and I was like, No, I was in the shower. Well, she shows up a half-hour later and I had to fess up, I mean, my hair wasn't even wet. So, she was like, how do you do that with the little one in the house. Aren't you afraid he is gonna walk in, I was like, No, I have a lock on the door, thank you. Damn, I couldn't imagine having to explain that to my 7 year old. Now, I just have to work on my volume and he won't even have to know that I even have sex. It's not really something you want to think about your parents doing. My mom was LOUD. I always knew and was terribly embarrassed. My child wanted to watch Lilo and St...