Random Thoughts

Derek is on this kick. He keeps telling me that he wishes we had named him Jack. I tried telling him that his name is a good name. He still wishes we had called him Jack. He is happy that he uses that as a nickname at school. I said....oh Derek Jack? He goes...That's Derek Jack Micheal *last name* to you. Like I really need to put my last name on this thing. It's just not gonna happen. =)

The kid had a BLAST all day. He got a party at school. He got to come home and watch the pumpkin carving. Then early dinner and walking for MILES. Ok, it just felt like that. We walked for about an hour. He did SO MUCH better this year. Last year he tended to ask for more candy and say AWFUL things like...this one is small. I do believe her door was shut already, but WHAT THE FUCK??!?!! That's just a bit much. So, we coached him. Make sure if they say pick one, you pick ONE. If they say a few, err on the side of two, even if they meant 3. They will either say something or not. He did, at one point, say something about loving a certain kind of the candy she had and she gave him a piece. Which we both said thank you for. We didn't even have to walk all the way up with him. I love all the cute little costumes. We got two ADORABLE little girls, right off the bat. I was trying to be nice and say that they had the cutest costumes and they kinda looked at me like I was gonna eat them....

This is an invitation to all who want to come to Derek's party on the 19th. Time: Don't know, asking for suggestions here. What works for people? As usual, I will be doing my own little thing for myself and adults I like, which of course, includes any of you. Prolly after kids have calmed down, at least. Cocktails and conversation. I don't know how many people I am going to call. I HATE the phone. Maybe Sydney. Cause I forgot her last year and she remembered me. Jake will be here, of course. FAIR warning to all. I do not know for how long, or when he will get there. He, unfortunately, does know that I always have people over. He, therefore, will want to come and see the people he doesn't get to see. And if they are taking Derek the next day, then he will prolly be here late, if he doesn't ask to crash on my couch. (It's WIERD when he does that) It's a saturday, please come and have cake. And cocktails, if you want. :)

The child is trying to be maimed. Saturday he scratched his cheek on the kitchen table (I'd thought he'd taken an eye out for sure the way he screamed) and got a red mark. Right before we had to leave for Jenn's of course. He started HOWLING and I told him that we just wouldn't be able to go if he was gonna keep that up. Sunday (last night) he came up behind me when I was getting laundry together and got elbowed in the head. This effectively pushed his head back into the wall. Think Pinba;;, or something. I felt AWFUL even though I could've done nothing to stop it. Today, he was walking around in the kitchen behind Ben (ANYONE see a pattern? *smirk*) and got his toe stepped on. He really IS an accident waiting to happen.

I'm getting paid for doing NOTHING today. For putting some dishes away, for watching Ben get all artistical with the pumpkin, for playing on the computer, for reading my email. It's BEAUTIFUL. Our pumpkin is too. Ben did a GREAT job on a vampire, done free hand. If I could, I would post pics, but no luck. :P

I've been WAY too lazy all day. Took the kid to school and came back and slept until 12:15. Ben woke me up. *evil grin* Fun times were had. Finall decided that I should get up. It is on. Tempted to watch, cause I LOVE that movie. I can't watch it, of course, cause the kid is home now. He had a good day, they loaded him up on sugar. Then he'll go out and get more. Cause that is TOTALLY what he needs. Trying to figure out my course of action....do we go up M? What about going down 6th? How far should we go? When should we get him back in? At least it will be dark earlier. Wish me luck on the kid getting some decent candy. Cause I'm TOTALLY raiding it. There better be Smarties and Peanut Butter Cups.

Seemed fitting. Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go Walkin' with a dead man I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder Don't run away it's only me. Waiting for an invitation to arrive Goin' to a party where no one's still alive Waiting for an invitation to arrive Goin' to a party where no one's still alive I was struck by lightning Walkin' down the street I was hit by something last night in my sleep It's a dead man's party Who could ask for more Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door Leave your body and soul at the door Don't run away it's only me It's only me It's only me All dressed up with nowhere to go Walkin' with a dead man (with a dead man) Waitin' for an invitation to arrive Walking with a dead man . . . with dead man I got my best suit and my tie Shiny silver dollar on either eye I hear the chauffeur comin'...

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Jesse (see, that's him up there) was telling Derek that I was cooler than him and Ben in high school. Derek looked at the both of us and then goes. Yeah, right! Like he could NEVER believe that his mother would EVER be cool. Like we would totally lie to him, of course. Cause I LIE to him all the time. Ok, maybe I am sarcastic sometimes, I know, that's kinda like lying. Huh? I love that kid, even if he thinks I am ALWAYS being sarcastic.

has made it's way into my soap opera. This girl, Marcie, had someone steal her diary and start one for her. SHE GOT 525 REPLIES on her first post. YEAH, RIGHT! Like I will believe that bullshit. They didn't research very well. Unless it's all part of the unbelievableness of the show.

Me and my baby! (also, I don't have a disease really. My tongue is brown cause I was drinking rum and cokes.)

I was teasing Derek last night. We went to the store around 8:20 or so. Consequently, it was dark. Very dark. I was a little creeped out when Ben had to run back to the house to get something. We get further and Derek is like.....I hope Ben gets back soon. I tell him that he will, why? Is he scared to be out with just his mom. No. Ok, well he'll get here soon. So then Ben turns the corner and Derek's like...I see him, I see him. I hear Ben's shoes squeaking and I can tell he is walking pretty fast. Derek is keeping me updated on how close he is getting and everything. So, I'm like....yeah, well we better hope it's Ben, or someone else is coming up on us pretty fast. Then Derek goes...Ben? Ben, is that you? HAHAHAHA. I'm mean. He didn't sound super scared, just a little. But it was funny.

My Horoscope for last Thursday said this.... "Try to stay out of the saving-others-from-themselves business. Yes, even though you are a compassionate person who hates to see another dig a hole for himself and enthusiastically jump in." This doesn't sound like me, I think I'm more of a laugh sadistically when you jump in the hole type. Cause that just sounds funny to my mean ass.

I was hanging out upstairs with one of our receptionists and she was telling me all sorts of things that I had NO idea about. And how people who don't kiss ass at work don't get the recognition. For instance, they came up with this program, supposedly to reward good customer service. Almost everyone in my department got a "thank you" note. They send them to you when they think you had exceptionally good customer service, or good ideas. I, get thanked and indeed praised for ideas sometimes, but NO written note that I can PROUDLY hang and show people that I do indeed help out. I take that back, I got a note from our receptionist, but at the same time, she actually sent out a thank you note to the other person she thanked. She just wrote one out for me on a piece of paper. It's a nice sentiment, but seeing as how these thank you notes go through human resources, I think they are prolly keeping track. So, the talker got a valid note and I got a handwritten one. I was ...

This was what I kept thinking at work the other day. Can we start measuring how much work people do by how many paperclips they accumulate? Cause, GODDAMN, I got a LOT of paperclips.

It's been fun. Productive and busy, but SO MUCH FUN. We got to go out for a drink on Friday, since Derek was at the party. Then we came home, ate, and walked down to get him. Went to Jenn's yesterday, and the store. Went out for Tea today and just got back from Tammi's. It was great to see her. It's been FAR to long. She is planning a strip club night, but I will most likely not have a babysitter or the money. There just isn't enough to go around. Just sitting around and talking at Tammi's is SO MUCH FUN. Between walking all over the place and doing dishes, (and leaving the house means I can't mindlessly eat) I've gotten a bit of exercise this week. And well, the two times this morning didn't hurt, I'm sure. Although I AM a little sore. :) And since I have tomorrow off, I feel like I still have a day to be lazy and go nowhere. Besides trick or treating. Which will be FUN!

Of doing my dishes, I came in here. I just HAD to type. I AM still doing dishes, just taking a break. I HATE the dishes. A LOT. I had a TON of fun yesterday. Going to Jenn 's and seeing Esther was great. I would only hope that people who took photos will share them with me. Cause there were some good pics. When Derek was like....oh, we need to get a picture of the "family" and put one arm on my shoulder and the other on Ben's, I think my heart melted. That's just FANTASTIC. Cause I am so glad he knows this is his family and he loves the both of us, even if he doesn't call Ben dad. There was SO much little girl cuteness that I thought I might go into diabetic shock. Princesses and stuff EVERYWHERE. I just hope I can steal photos from people when they put them online. Cause words can't really describe. But everyone had fun and there was much picture taking and people are WONDERFUL. I'm so glad I made the trek out there. I got to see Tizznara and ALL he...

I was in the bathroom the other day fixing my hair. I had pulled my hair back and wanted to look at the back. So, I held up my mirror and looked into it and reflected it off the mirror. Derek was like...."what are you doing?" "Checking the back of my hair." "Really?" "Yeah, if you hold it up to the other mirror, you can see your back." He tries and he's like.."My hair looks good in the back." Then he holds it over his shoulder and starts walking backward. "Hey, this way I can see. Can I have a mirror?" "I don't know." "For my birthday?" Seriously, a one dollar mirror would make the kid happy? Yeah, for about six seconds. I have two little mirrors though. I'm thinking about chiseling out the old face powder and letting him have that one. Then he can walk around backwards all he wants without running into things. :)

Back from tea. I feel all civilized and shit. OK, we all knew it couldn't last, right? Anyhow, I like tea. I like cheese. I like pears. And desserts. ALL TOGETHER? It was like heaven. I had a LOT of fun. But I love to see these people anyhow. Tommy is just great and so cute, and Karina was hot in that dress. And Canadian, as Brandy refers to him, is a VERY nice person. Not that I know him too well, but I do like getting to know new people. At least nice new people. Our waiter was gracious, even though we all shared. I was worried, she would be like....oh, I see. You can't order a meal for EVERYONE and make this worth my time. But she was NOT like that at all. She was nice and brought us extra bread. Then we got to go to the bakery and pick up something for the left at home boys. Welll, kinda left at home boys. Mine showed up, cause they had traveled downtown to find some magic cards. Ever since the boy found two dollars yesterday, he has been BEGGING to go and get some new Magi...

On with the RHPS Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me Rocky Horror Picture Show (Janet) I was feeling done in Couldn't win. I'd only ever kissed before. (Columbia) You mean she... (Magenta) Uh-huh. (Janet) I felt there's no use getting Into heavy petting It only leads to trouble and seat wetting. Now all I want to know Is how to go I've tasted blood and I want more (Magenta & Columbia) More! More! More! (Janet) I'll put up no resistance I want to stay the distance I've got an itch to scratch I need assistance (chorus) Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a touch me I wanna be dirty Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me Creature of the night. Then if anything grows (chuckle) While you pose I'll oil you up and drop you down (Magenta & Columbia) Down! Down! Down! (Janet) And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction You need a friendly hand Oh, I need action (chorus) (Columbia) Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me (Magenta) I wanna be dirty (Columbia) Thrill...

I sat in my tub for HOURS. I am very much getting back into Dreamcatcher. Anyhow, I am running late. I'm sorry, we should be there by two at the latest. I SWEAR! I can't believe how long it takes to get their on the bus. :p Anyhow, here is something completely different. I stink. After my bath and everything. Whenever I sweat, I smell like a GROSS man. Yeah, completely. I keep smelling myself and going....is that me? Jesus. I will rectify the situation before I come over of course. :)

Since I can't afford to go to Rocky Horror, I shall live vicariously. Time Warp Rocky Horror Picture Show Riff Raff: It's astounding, Time is fleeting, Madness takes it's toll. But listen closely . . . Riff and Magenta: Not for very much longer Riff Raff: I've got to keep control. I remember doing the time warp Drinking those moments when The blackness within me Magenta: And a void would be calling . . . Let's do the time warp again. Let's do the time warp again. Criminologist: It's just a jump to the left Chorus: And then a step to the right Criminologist: With your hands on your hips Chorus:You bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane Let's do the time warp again Let's do the time warp again Magenta: It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me So you can't see me, no, not at all In another dimension, with voyeristic intention Well secluded, I see all Riff Raff: With a bit of a mind flip Magenta: You'...

I post TOO much. Cause otherwise, I would been able to link to my gross throat thing that I never figured out. Anyhow, every so often, I get something stuck in my throat (or that's what it feels like) and sometimes a good cough will dislodge it and it's just this hard little ball of well, prolly mucus. Yeah, gross I know. But I am WAY too excited that yesterday I might have figured out what it is. Maybe...I've never seen anything in there, but it sounds similiar. The only picture I could find didn't really show me anything I could see. I think I have Tonsiliths They are digusting. And I am so FUCKING happy that I am NOT the only person in the world who deals with something like this.

The kid is BEGGING rides from people. He acts like walking is the WORST thing that could happen to him. I can't help but think that it has something to do with my whining about shopping. I didn't think I did it a bunch, but I prolly do. Cause otherwise, he should have a good attitude about it right? Kids imitate their parents, or so I'm told. He had a good time at the party, she said that he was good. Why is it that I must be terrified he is gonna do something so awful? Why do I think that no one can handle him as well as I or Ben can? Cause anyone who knows better than to back down knows how to deal with him. And someone with a boy child close to his age would prolly be able to deal with him the best. I think it's a parent thing. Cause my mom always complained about how when other people watched me, I was a saint. I think I just liked to torment her. I mean, I liked to argue anyhow. At one point, I thought I should be a lawyer, cause I liked to argue so much. I'm j...

This movie makes me sad. So sad for that poor little kid. NO ONE believes him. He can't talk to anyone. And when he does, they don't believe him. Not even the guy who IS a FUCKING ghost. I just feel so much for that poor woman, I would have NO FUCKING CLUE what to do if that started happening to my kid. I wouldn't know how to help. Nothing. I know it's supposed to be a scary movie, but I just think it's so sad. That poor kid.

The other night, I was riding the bus home. I actually got a seat somehow. I was listening to my headphones, and doing my best to ignore EVERYONE else. Except the chick in front of me who kept TALKING and TALKING, loudly into her cell phone. Just as I think this chick couldn't get ANY MORE annoying, a phone starts ringing. I'm thinking, WHO THE HELL ELSE IS GONNA BE ON THEIR PHONE NOW? She reaches into her back pack and pulls out ANOTHER cell phone, which she puts up to her other ear. Then she says...I love you, I'll call you back and starts talking on the OTHER phone. WHO THE FUCK NEEDS TWO CELL PHONES??? Last night, these chicks stop this guy and decide that they need to get some chew from him. Then they bring a cup on the bus to SPIT into, so that they can chew this gross chew on the bus. WHAT THE FUCK?? I hope their jaws fall off, cause that is just fucking disgusting.

Half the blood, Twice the cramps. I am in pain. My whole tummy hurts and my leg. Cause I get the achy leg thing instead of cramps. Or at least that's what I used to think. Apparently, I get both now. Err!

I'm on a kick, so sue me. Hell Yeah The Bloodhound Gang Alright now boys and girls, we've got another story for you now. We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible. Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V. Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make us need too If I were God that's what I'd do heavens no Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins thou shall not cut Footloose If I were God that's what I'd do heavens no Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah ...

Did I do something awful? I got one comment on all the glorious posties yesterday. Was I REALLY that foot in mouth? Did I even piss off the internet as a whole? By the way, thanks Karina for the laugh, or the sentiment. Man, I thought SOMETHING would appeal to everyone.

I saw this video this morning. I really, really like that song. Y'know, "Crazy" by Seal. Except the video was ALANIS. She must have done a cover. I really liked it. The video was weird though. She was in a club and this guy and chick walk up. She starts shoving the guy, and throws her drink in his face. She gets thrown out and goes home. There are flowers on her dresser and a note saying sorry. So, she looks over at the bed……. And the CHICK is in her bed. Then you see a pic of her and the chick together. ALANIS, are you a lesbian now? How could I not have known this? Being your biggest fan and all. OK, OK, I'm prolly NOT her biggest fan. But, y'all, I saw that video for "You Oughtta Know" one night and I was telling EVERYONE about it for weeks, before ANYONE knew what I was talking about. Then she became a HUGE hit and everyone knew who Alanis was. So, I deserve some credit here. I hope she is lesbian. Cause that would be COOL. Then she could write songs...

So, SBAW called in sick today…AGAIN! She called in last Friday. She was supposed to be here for a split shift Tuesday. Here until 12:30, back from 5-7. She didn't even stay until 12:30 and she most certainly DID NOT come back. This was supposed to be in exchange for not working this Friday. She was supposed to do a split today as well. But she called in sick. I would bet you money that they don't have her bringing in notes from her doctor. This is complete and utter crap. I'm COMPLETELY unamused. I do not deal well with being held up "higher" in regards to standards that should be universal for the department. She's been here WAY longer than me. Just because she is only part time should not mean that she is allowed to disregard EVERYTHING. And call in sick once a week. I'm a little upset, can you tell?

This one is funny as hell. Especially the part where Pac Man comes in and tries to get them to smoke crack. Imagine the highest cartoon voice you can. That part is done on that. You know....plus, FALCO rocks. Mope The Bloodhound Gang We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo. Yeah, Notorious B.I.G. Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'. Yeah, Tupac Shakur. Nah bitch, I'm talkin' ‘bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit. What? Falco? Rock me Amadeus Rock me Amadeus Rock me Amadeus Rock me Amadeus Rock me Amadeus Rock me Amadeus Rock me Amadeus Rock me Amadeus Rock me Amadeus Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze Golden Girls got me Sweatin' To The Oldies Hangin' out like double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas Wrote to Mayor McCheese Send a Shamrock Shake please? Three o' clock on the dot time to cruise for eighth graders Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later Reruns of Rer...

I've started thinking about letting people pick one of my CDs and I'll make a copy for them. I DO have an ulterior motive though. Then I know you like some of the same music as I, and you will think of me each time you play it. Maybe, unless that's too full of myself and then forget this whole post. *grin*

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" The woman replied, "Well that first hearse is for my husband." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silen...

Always says the things that he thinks you WANT to hear. Which is nice, except that they are hardly true. Or MUCH exaggerated. This tends to annoy me. Most of the time, it's something about….oh EVERYONE asks about you and wonders how you are. (Yeah, ALL those people who could call me, or email me something more than a chain letter /sarcasm) This last time, I realized that he might be lying about how MUCH he says Ben talks about me when they are hanging out without me. He would come in from smoking and just be like….that boy loves you SO much, he just talks about you all the time. I basked in the pleasure. Even though my boyfriend doesn't surprise me with flowers or with lunch, he loves me, so much that he talks about me ALL the time. Yeah….except than I got to thinking about how much Jesse says this and that when he just wants me to associate being happy with hearing things from him. So, maybe he was exaggerating? I don't even know here people. All I know for sure is that I ...

EVERYTHING I SAY IS COMING OUT WRONG TODAY. Normally, I have a tendency to be VERY focused on one thing. Cause if I'm not, I tend to lose track of what I am doing. In my single-mindedness today, EVERYTHING has come out wrong. Normally, people get that I'm not trying to be a bitch about things. Today, people are taking offense to EVERYTHING I say. They are prolly just teasing me, but when I try to ensure that they don't really think I am just mean, they just keep teasing me. Some examples of the things I've said? 1) They had a special lunch thing today for exceptional service. They picked a person from each department and took them out. Two of these people got GOLD nametags, cause they are exceptionally cool. One of them was coffee girl Erin. I know her. The other person I don't really know. Here is how this conversation went: C: Yeah, Erin and Chris got the gold nametags. Me: Cool, Erin REALLY deserves it. (I meant this as in...I know her, I know that she is VERY ni...

I want to be pierced! I just want a new one. SO BADLY. I was looking over my list of piercing and I realized that I've gotten 3 piercing in Octobers before. My nose was on Halloween '98 My daith was in October '99 My Tongue was on Friday the 13th in October of 2000. Apparently, I was TRYING to start a tradition, but then I lost it. I'm a little sad. Today when I went by the piercing shop, I SO WANTED to hop off the bus and get pierced. Just because. Then I thought….well, I could go on lunch. (not that I really have the money) But then I saved myself with the realization that had not brought my checkbook or my ATM card. I think this feeling is close to the one I used to get when I would dye my hair for no apparent reason. I just want something DIFFERENT that people can comment on for awhile. I was thinking of getting the nose re-done. Since the nipple wouldn't exactly be something I could show EVERYONE. Most people, but not everyone. Not work people, that's for s...

This tri-cycling with the pills is not a good thing. I did it, thinking, less periods = more fun. Right? Wrong. This also makes the periods less of a period. Again, more fun, right? No, more worry for me. I cramp and feel icky and then I bleed for like 2 days. It freaks me out. I get all worried for nothing and I feel sick and it's crap. I thought....well, I should try to get a little more back to normal. I figured I would take two months at a time, instead of the three I was. My body is not used to that. Last "period" (if you can call it that) might have required ONE tampon. Freaked me the fuck out. So, I thought that my body would decide that I need to have one after one month. Yeah, I've got the cramps and the symptoms. I haven't taken a pill since Sunday and I'm not bleeding yet. I know it's gonna happen while I'm not paying attention and then my underwear will be ruined. I REALLY want to just have my tubes tied. At Family Planning, I was looking a...

I slept badly. I kept waking up, SURE that I had heard something in my room. Nothing. But then I got a wierd dream outta it. Here we go - Jenn came to pick me up from work. (???) and I was like...oh, ok, I can go to your house, but I need to let Ben know. She was like...he's already there. He sent me to get you. I get to her house, but suddenly, I am at my own house. I go into my garage and there is the BIG family of HUGE spiders hanging out. The minute someone else opens the door, they all run into my house (EEK!). Then there was supposed to be some tropical vacation, but I didn't have any money. So, I couldn't go. Analysis - Jenn is having the Halloween party and last night I told Ben when and when we needed to be up. He was like....well, it's early. And then he looked at me and he was like....I guess it's not really early, for normal people. I was like...no, especially ones with kids. He prolly won't come. But I will. I'll be there. Should I feed the kid ...

Back to old Pink. I really loved this first album. The second one is pretty good. The third, I don't really care for. But I own it, cause I feel loyalty I guess. :p Split Personality Pink I I do not trust so I can not love can't no man be trusted oh no no no and I I would not dare to open up this life of yours is dusted pink well my rent's past due and now my car won't start I hate the bus aren't you glad you have somebody to talk to? tell me what do they see when they look at me? do they see my many personalities? oh oh no can you help me does anybody hear me can they even see me this is my reality oh oh can it be my turn now is it my turn pink? said I'll say it again you're my only friend I protect you from the world I basically protect you from yourself though I can't go on I'm not satisfied with this being the end this is just the beginning tell me why can't I just reach up and simply touch the sky? tell me why can't I spread my arms and ...

I'm the ONLY result on google for ("he's talking to the basketball) . I'm the basketball!

I just went through my 24 CD Case and between those and the one in my player, 20 of my CDs are either a female singer, or is a band with a female singer. The "male" CDs I have? (In no particular order, besides they are near the front) Stabbing Westward - Wither Blister Burn + Peel. (It's pretty dark, but a VERY good album) Garth Brookes - The Hits (Friends in Low Places, The Dance, Standing Outside the Fire, I could go on) Bloodhound Gang - Hooray for Boobies (with a name like that, how can it NOT be a good album? Seriously? It's pretty funny. The Stripper song IS a little much.) Limp Bizkit - Significant Other (Break Stuff goes a LONG way somedays. I KNOW it's Fred Durst, but some of it is kinda deep in a wronged boy way. Believe it or not.) Moby - Play (I really LOVE I'm gonna find my baby. And I must admit I DID kinda get it for South Side....unfortunately, the album DOES not have the Gwen Stefani duet. It's some other person. It does now, of course, bu...

I'm trying to think of a good post. But I got crap. Here's something. Ariel, I am sorry we didn't answer the phone the other night. It was in the living room and we didn't hear it. My night? (TMI - you were warned) It was FANTASTIC. I came home to biscuits and gravy and fried potatoes. (I LOVE fried stuff, but WHY does the grease smell gotta stick to the boy?) I came back in the bedroom, after taunting the boy that I had no pants on. He was like.....is this a contest? I was like.....it might be. He had only his boxers on. And his shirt. So, I was like.....well, I must take the shirt off then. We went back and forth like that until we were both naked. And then I got some DAMN good exercise! =) We both won the contest. I didn't get much else done, and I felt so awake that I stayed up FAR too late last night, but it was all worth it.

I heard this on GH the other day. They set it to a wonderful scene. Mobwar and the music blaring is this. Brilliant. I Just Wanna Live Good Charlotte I need an alarm system in my house So I know when people are creepin' about These people are freakin' me out (these days) It's getting hectic everywhere that I go They won't leave me alone There's things they all wanna know I'm paranoid about the people I meet Why are they talkin' to me And why can't anyone see I just wanna live Don't really care about the things that they say Don't really care about what happens to me I just wanna live Just wanna live (6x) I rock a law suit when I'm goin' to court A white suit when I'm gettin' divorced the black suit at the funeral home in my birthday suit when I'm home alone Talkin' on the phone Got an interview with the Rolling Stone They're sayin' "Now you're rich and now you're famous fake ass girls all know your nam...

I went past the mark. I was gonna go on and on about making it to 6,666 hits. But I shot right past it without even realizing. Why should I care? Cause I am the devil? No, no, that's not it. I find it funny, cause 6666 was my library card in high school. This is NOT something you EVER forget. I used to make jokes about it..my favorite.."When I die, I will be CONDEMNED to the Churchill High School library." My ghost will haunt poor children for years. I LOVED that library. I love most libraries, but this one was were we watched our movies when we were done reading the books for the alternative school. I saw Fahrenheit 451, and more. I also watched The Fisher King for our class about movies and society. And some Beavis and Butthead. (What do you want, yes this is a bullshit class, so was bowling for a PE credit, but I LOVED it) Good movies. I was also a helper when I actually WENT to Churchill, before I went to the Alternative school. I would put out new magazines and that ...

So, THERE ARE more posts from Sunday, but THEY WOULD NOT POST YESTERDAY! Or earlier today. I wanted to keep them posted to the right day, though. So, GO READ THEM. They are decent posts. They WANT to be read. Leave a comment so I know you read them. Or I might have to repost them. Here's some Limp Bizkit, cause it was that kinda day. No Sex Limp Bizkit Went too fast Way too soon I feel disgusted and you should too It's no good when all that's left is the sex The sex Sex has become all I know about you Memories of those filthy things that we do There is not one single thought that is left after sex with you Should've left my pants on last time But instead you had to let me dive right in Should've left my pants on last time (how many times have I thought this?) You let me dive right, you let me dive right in Wait... it's my ass and Your perfume They make temptation hard to refuse So I guess we undressed To have sex Dirty sex Sex has become all I know about you ...

Just not recently. Instead, I shall regale you with a past story. Heather and I went to the coast once, when her parents were outta town. I was 16 and 3 months pregnant. We had our boyfriends and decided to go for the day. Then we would go back to Heather's and stay the night there. We head out, and this was when I realized (as I have SO many times) that I shoulda brought shorts. Cause I DID not care that it was May and it is OREGON, I WAS GOING IN THE WATER. If you take me to the beach, I WILL end up in the water. I cut my jeans into shorts on the way up there. THAT took some maneuvering. We got there and Heather and I went and played in the water for SO long. The boys were bored and thought we were fucking crazy. This, of course, was when Jake pulled an asshole move. Well, I was gonna suggest going to Ripley's or the Wax Museum, but since you girl's are all wet, I guess we can't. HAD HE MENTIONED THIS BEFORE WE GOT IN THE WATER, I MIGHT NOT HAVE GOTTEN SO WET. So, we ...

This WAS funny as hell. It holds a place in my heart for referencing "Nightmare on Elm Street" as a GOOD horror movie. Instead of the japanese movies we turn into our movies..(The Grudge, The Ring) Not that those movies weren't good, in their own way. Just they aren't "classic". Here it is. Halloween Hoopla singing *You don't have a fluffy tail, you don't have squirelly wrath*

My hall smells like crap. Almost literally. I can't quite place the smell, nor where the smell is coming from. It's not the laundry (yes, my laundry is in the hall, you gotta a problem with that), or even the kid's room. At least I don't think it's the kid's room. It BETTER not be the kids room. That's prolly food, if it is coming from the Kid's room. Not that I LET him eat in there, but that wouldn't exactly stop him on a bad day. Not even the pork chop smell is enough to drown it out. It's driving me CRAZY, Y'all. WHY, why does the hall smell like shit? If only I wasn't STUFFED with mashed potatoes and pork chops, I might clean it up. I should clean it up. Maybe I will. I guess that remains to be seen.

Mmmm, Prince. I know that Purple Rain was a FUCKED up movie. Strange and all, but I still have a thing for Price. Darling Nikki Price I knew a girl named Nikki I guess u could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine She said how'd u like 2 waste some time And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind She took me 2 her castle And I just couldn't believe my eyes She had so many devices Everything that money could buy She said sign your name on the dotted line The lights went out And Nikki started 2 grind Nikki The castle started spinning Or maybe it was my brain I can't tell u what she did 2 me But my body will never be the same Her lovin' will kick your behind Oh, she'll show u no mercy But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show u how 2 grind Darlin' Nikki Woke up the next morning Nikki wasn't there I looked all over and all I found Was a phone unmber on the stairs It said thank u 4 a funky time Call me up whe...

I do believe that last night was for all the shit I put up with throughout the week. Especially Friday. Last night kicked much ass. All sorts of ass. I listened to Ariel and watched her beam. It was TERRIBLY cute. She wasn't even drunk, like the rest of us. (By the way, Ben apologized about the flashing of the butt. He was gonna throw up and WE are all glad that he made it to the bathroom. At least he was hiding the important bits in the front.) I took pics. A LOT of pics. Not terribly wonderful one, either. Mine were blindingly white and then prolly a little shaky. I WANT A DIGI-CAM. I want to try thing that Bucky was doing with her pic . I don't have a pic the right size, but DAMN would this be fun. Perception Laboratory's Face Transformer J is quite amusing in the morning, when he hasn't drunken anything yet. It reminds me of why I put up with him. Ariel was outta here like a rocket. I hope you are having a GREAT time darling. I'm sure you are. =)

I want some coffee so badly. Like crazy. I haven't had any today. Unfortunately, I do NOT want my coffee. I want a MOCHA!!! A yummy MOCHA! Why, oh why must I leave to get a mocha? I don't wanna. This is what comes from having a debit card and no cash. :(

Fool Shakira You're too far to bring you close And too high to see below Just hangin' on your daily dose I know you never needed anyone But the rolling papers for your grass How can you give what you don't have You keep on aiming for the top And quit before you sweat a drop Feed your empty brain With your hydroponic pot Start out playing with yourself You get more fun within your shell Nice to meet you but I gotta go my way I'll leave again 'cause I've been waiting in vain But you're so in love with yourself If I say my heart is sore Sounds like a cheap metaphor So I won't repeat it no more I rather eat my soup with a fork Or drive a cab in New York 'Cause to talk to you is harder work So what's the point of wasting all my words If it's just the same or even worse Than reading poems to a horse You keep on aiming for the top And quit before you sweat a drop Feed your empty brain With your hydroponic pot I bet you'll find someone like you ...

I'm so mad about SBAW. She called in sick and prevented my ass from leaving early. I HATE her. Then someone else, who did have overtime, HAD to leave early. So, my ass had to stay too long. I JUST WANTED TO GO HOME! ALL WEEK I'VE WANTED TO GO HOME. Now I'm home. Shopping is done, with much thanks to Ariel. Anyhow. J is staying the night. Hope I don't kill him. I know that you don't want me to kill him. We should take a picture of him in all his drunken glory. And then post it online. Sometimes, he's funny. He's under STRICT instructions not to annoy me. I told him I will kick him. I don't need to talk about marriage, or anything like that in a drunken morose state. I just don't.

OK, so the whoots might be a bit much. And the N word. But I didn't type it out. I'm leaving it there. Silly Ho TLC Whoot Whoot Whoot Whoooo Whoot Whoot Whoot Whoooo Whoot Whoot Whoot Whoooo Whoot Whoot Whoot Whoooo I ain't never been no Silly Ho Waiting for your call Like the other girls all do I ain't never been no one to mess With someone else's mess That's not a thing for me to do I ain't never been that chickenhead To wake up in your bed After every club or two Ain't gonna be the one in mini skirt Always wanna flirt With every player on the team Chorus: If you really wanna find Some one to get some behind I ain't the one for you And if you really wanna know Boy you need a silly ho To do whatever you wanna do If you really wanna find Someone to get some behind I ain't the one for you (I ain't the one for you) And if you really wanna know Boy you need a silly ho To do whatever you wanna do Oooh oooh I ain't never been no silly bitch Wa...

It's always when you don't really want something that someone else does, right? It's murphy's law. Since I had " the bump " this weekend, I was kinda trying to avoid the sex. At least the up close sex. Can you imagine? "WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Why are you going down there? What? No, just come back up here." Not something I would usually say. But I didn't know what it was, so if he noticed, how would I tell him what it was. Why talk about it, before I know if it's even something serious? Why bring him in on the worrying, all for nothing. It was a strange weekend. :)

In holding with the cussing songs, here's a good one. Bad Habit Offspring Hey man ya know I'm really ok . The gun in my hand will tell you the same . But when i'm in my car, don't give me no crap, 'Cause the slightest thing and I just might snap . When I go driving I stay in my lane . But getting cut off- it makes me insane . Open up the glove box, Reach inside, I'm gonna wreck this fuckers ride, 'Cause I got a bad habit . Of blowin' away, Yeah, Yeah I got a bad habit, Yeah, Yeah And it 'aint goin' away, Yeah, Yeah--- Ohh Ohh Ooh ohh Well they say the road's a dangerous place . If you flip me off I'm the danger you'll face You drive on my ass, Your foot's on the gas, And your next breath is your last- 'Cause I got a bad habit Of blowin' away, Yeah, Yeah I got a bad habit, Yeah, Yeah And it 'aint goin' away, Yeah, Yeah--- Ohh Ohh Ooh ohh Drivers are rude, Such attitudes, But when i show my piece-, Complaints cease, ...

Three names I go by: 1. Des - This is a friends thing. I prefer my friends to call me Des. 2. Desiree - Used at work, those people are NOT my friends (ok, some of them are, they can call me Des), and by people like Jake who KNOWS that I hate it when people use my full name outside of work. I should start calling him JACOB and then he might stop. 3. Dizzy Desi - My best friend's uncle started doing this when I was like....11. God, it PISSED me off. Err. Do not EVER call me that, or I will cut you. Three screen names I have had: 1. Shoshana - WAY back when I used to just telnet, instead of blog. I LOVED to telnet. I would skip FAR too many classes to hang out and type with people I didn't really know. Until that one time, on acid. I don't think it was the same after that. 2. SWSNBN 3. And of course, Desiree_1980, cause I am unimaginative after a certain point. I got Shoshana from picking up the closest magazine and picking a name. I got Jerry Seinfeld's old girlfriend. :...

I have been FREAKED out for a couple of days. FREAKED out enough not to mention it to ANYONE. I finally told Tara, and I had her CRACKING up over the whole thing. I am terribly funny around her. I had a bump, in my nether regions. A red, pissed off, sore bump. I finally called my gyno (read FAMILY PLANNING - please anyone who can should give these people a TON of money cause I can't and they still help me) and set up an appt. for 9:30 this morning. I figured I would be a little late for work, but no biggie. I got there a 9:10, I was outta there by 9:30. THESE PEOPLE FUCKING ROCK! I have a zit, basically. That's not what she called it and she told me NOT to pop it. She said it was an oil gland and there must be some obstruction. And to put a warm compress on it a couple of times a day. (Yeah, like I have time for that :)) And it should clear up. Basically, keep an eye on it and if it gets infected, make an appt. with my "real" doctor. (kinda hard to keep an eye on it, ...

Feeling like cussing today, so, here is a good cussing song. Son of a Gun Janet (remix feat. Missy Elliot and Carly Simon) [Janet] Ha, ha, who, who Thought you’d get the money, too Greedy, greedy, greedy Try to have the cake and eat it, too. [Missy Elliott] Missy! Ha, ha! Remix! Yo, check this out you greedy motha fucker I changed all my credit cards, And switched all the locks to all my doors You thought my heart would be destroyed Look around cuz I’m chillin’ boy Whatcha goin’ get your lawyer for? I makes my dough and just for sure you know Your lawyers should have let you know, you know, When you sue me you gonna be broke, you know, Ain’t no way you gonna bring me down easy Any chick that you stick is real sleazy Before I need you, I bet you gonna need me You ain’t want me, anyway you wanted to be me. What made you think I wanted to keep you around While I work my ass off while you just lounge around, huh? You slump, bum, son of a gun, And uh, How much you worth? I think negative, d...

40 Oz. to Freedom Sublime You got your hair permed, you got your red dress on screaming, "That second beer was such a turn on!" (Is this NOT the best line ever?) And the fog forming on my window tells me that the morning's here and you'll be gone before too long. Who taught you those new tricks? Damn! I shouldn't start that talk. But life is one big question when your staring at the clock. And the answer's always waiting at the liquor store. 40 oz. to freedom so I take that walk. And I know that, oooooooooooooooo I'm not going back. OOOOOOOOOh I'm not going back. Oh Oh God knows, I'm not going back! oooooooooooooooo not going, going.......... (hear party (people talking) in background) And you look so fine. When you lie it just dont show, but i know which way the wind blows. A 40 oz. to freedom is the only chance i have to feel good even though I feel bad. And i know that, oooooooooooooooo I'm not going back. OOOOOOOOOh I'm not going back. ...

I've gotten myself cleared of the internet radar at work. I did good and I'm proud of myself. Bad news? I've been cussing too much and not wanting to go to work as much and (apparently) not being helpful enough. I THOUGHT I was doing exceptionally well with helping others and being friendly, and ready to jump in when needed. Apparently, instead I've been giving off "body language" saying I don't want to help. And let me explain the cussing. I did it in Tara's room. Not in front of ANYONE else (that I thought would care) and apparently they did care. Not enough to say anything or even give me a stern look about it. But enough to say something to my boss. I'll be damned if I could remember who it was in front of and I was prolly super flustered (which, even gets my MOTHER's forgiveness and not mentioning my goof (Yes, my MOTHER who thought that suck was a bad word)) and didn't think much of it. No, it wasn't really work language. Although...

You thought I'd quit, huh? Nope, you have to suffer through my song of the day, be grateful I can't make you listen to it. Or not, cause ALL of these songs are FANTASTIC! In honor of Eminem's 33rd birthday, I am bringing you one of my favorites off the first album (ok, it's only the first album that went "big") Brain Damage Eminem [Doctor] Scalpel [Nurse] Here [Doctor] Sponge [Nurse] Here [Doctor] Wait.. he's convulsing, he's convulsing! [Nurse] Ah! [Doctor] We're gonna have to shock him! [Nurse] Oh my! Oh my God! [Doctor] We're gonna have to shock him! [Nurse] Oh my God! [Eminem] These are the results of a thousand electric volts A neck with bolts, "Nurse we're losin him, check the pulse!" A kid who refused to respect adults Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose A corny lookin white boy, scrawny and always ornery Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on me And I might snap, one day just like that I deci...

A cute little ninja costume for the kid. It was even on sale. So, it didn't cost me more than 15 bucks with the sword. Some of those fucking costumes were 30 BUCKS!! It's just ludicrous. I know Fred Meyer's is a little spendy, just glad I could do it cheap. I even got some coffee. Yummy!

Derek lost another tooth. There's a big hole in his mouth. We called him Gummy Sue. He didn't really like that. It's a good thing he can put up with a little teasing. Dammit! I was teased as a kid, I plan on passing it along. Plus, he needs to be able to laugh at himself. We all do. Otherwise, life is too frustrating.

I forgot to tell y'all how fucking ADDICTED I am to Popcap games. MUST PLAY ASTRO POP! Don't blame me that I can't update, I am too busy playing games. :P

I FINALLY saw Dodgeball last night. I must say it was as funny as people make it out to be. But I was drunk, so maybe that's why it was so funny. The kids got along fantastically well all weekend. I didn't even wake up to screams and slamming doors or anything this morning (my kid, of course). It's been calm and wonderful. Took a shower, cause my legs were HAIRY! Ok, not really, anyone who has seen my legs knows that they don't ever look terrible hairy. And I ALWAYS manage to miss hairs. It drives ME crazy! I want to dry shave at that point. :( Then I decided that the boy needed to be harassed. I'm quite please with myself, although my legs are wobbly. ;)

I haven't blogged all day. I know, I have nothing to share. But Ben has to go somewhere and there are gonna be two drunk women here later. So maybe I shall have something better to share. Thinking about signing up for AudioBlogger, so I can phone it in. I think that would be funny. Then y'all could here my voice. Ariel is asking me who the drunk women are going to be, yo! I don't think she gets it. *grin*

I liked this, I thought I would share it with you. The following is an actual question (sure it was) given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. BONUS QUESTION: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is chan ging in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the di...

The house is much cleaner. I am VERY happy about this. I'm a little sore, but the house is cleaner. The bathroom is wonderful. The Dishes are done, the table is cleared off. So what if I smell like bleach? Actually, yuck, I think I need to clean myself now. It's outta control, next I'll be vacuuming the vacuum.