Things I'd like to say out loud
1. SHUT THE FUCK UP. The talker will not stop talking today. I don’t want to know about her boyfriend’s shoes or how she’s trying to play matchmaker for her 21 year old daughter. She sounds like a spoiled brat so who would want to date her anyways? 2. Nobody cares what you’re talking about, talker. Yeah, sensing a pattern? I’ve been stuck with her all day and I’m slowly going crazy. I had to try and explain the bus schedule to her and she just kept talking about how she didn’t want to go to Springfield and I tell her to look on the other side and she says if she reads it from right to left, she’s really confused and I finally have to say LOOK AT THE LAST TWO TIMES ONLY. That is all you want! How is life this hard for her? How does she tie her shoes? 3. You’re such a bitch. This is not about the talker, merely another co-worker. And she really is. Her resting bitch face extends all the way down to her personality. I would like to tell her that she does not have to say every snarky t...