No Sophistication Here
I'm going to talk about poop. I really am. Don't read it if you don't want to. But I found this hilarious, so I had to share. Today, the urge came upon me and so I headed to the bathroom. First bathroom? Occupied, like usual. Second bathroom? Occupied, which was a little unusual. Third bathroom? The other stall was occupied, and once I sat down I realized that I could hear NOTHING from over there. Just tissue rolling to alert me SOMEONE was there. Which was when I became convinced they were trying to poop as well. They were waiting for me to finish peeing so they could poop. It could have been a poop off! Which is ridiculous and by that time I realized I did not even have to go anymore. I guess I have a problem pooping with someone else in the room. I shouldn't, as I do have a child, but it bothers me. So I gave up. About 20 minutes later it hits me again and I was like DAMMIT! I am going to poop. I went over to that first bathroom and two seconds before I got in view o...