Random Thoughts

1. SHUT THE FUCK UP. The talker will not stop talking today. I don’t want to know about her boyfriend’s shoes or how she’s trying to play matchmaker for her 21 year old daughter. She sounds like a spoiled brat so who would want to date her anyways? 2. Nobody cares what you’re talking about, talker. Yeah, sensing a pattern? I’ve been stuck with her all day and I’m slowly going crazy. I had to try and explain the bus schedule to her and she just kept talking about how she didn’t want to go to Springfield and I tell her to look on the other side and she says if she reads it from right to left, she’s really confused and I finally have to say LOOK AT THE LAST TWO TIMES ONLY. That is all you want! How is life this hard for her? How does she tie her shoes? 3. You’re such a bitch. This is not about the talker, merely another co-worker. And she really is. Her resting bitch face extends all the way down to her personality. I would like to tell her that she does not have to say every snarky t...

"Charles with the bacon vault?" I'll be damned if I know what the hell I meant by this but I bet Charles was talking about how cool a bacon vault would be. Or maybe he had a pun-ny joke about it? Like vaulting bacon? Man I miss that guy. He was....so awesome. Smart, friendly, funny......wasn't afraid to wear a dress. The world needs more men like him. 

So without the devil at work anymore (oh yeah, she quit and I didn’t blog about it but the two people who read this know anyhow); work is great. It is also slow as hell right now, and apparently our time used to be filled with a lot of chasing after her shit because I find myself done faster and searching in vain for work to keep me busy. I’m not the only one either. What sucks is that we have too many bodies here, until football season and then we need every damned one. So unless we just hire seasonal work, we have to have this many bodies. Apparently when the older ladies retire, they don’t plan on filling their positions. So more work for me, right? And maybe more pay? (one can hope)…but when things get crazy will I be able to be 3 fucking people? The plan right now is for another co-worker to transition more over into what my boss does and I would probably take over expenses and keep doing financials, etc. The co-worker knows almost nothing about accounting and the guy who...