What the fuck bus moments..
The other night, I was riding the bus home. I actually got a seat somehow.
I was listening to my headphones, and doing my best to ignore EVERYONE else.
Except the chick in front of me who kept TALKING and TALKING, loudly into her cell phone. Just as I think this chick couldn't get ANY MORE annoying, a phone starts ringing.
I'm thinking, WHO THE HELL ELSE IS GONNA BE ON THEIR PHONE NOW?
She reaches into her back pack and pulls out ANOTHER cell phone, which she puts up to her other ear. Then she says...I love you, I'll call you back and starts talking on the OTHER phone. WHO THE FUCK NEEDS TWO CELL PHONES???
Last night, these chicks stop this guy and decide that they need to get some chew from him. Then they bring a cup on the bus to SPIT into, so that they can chew this gross chew on the bus. WHAT THE FUCK??
I hope their jaws fall off, cause that is just fucking disgusting.
I was listening to my headphones, and doing my best to ignore EVERYONE else.
Except the chick in front of me who kept TALKING and TALKING, loudly into her cell phone. Just as I think this chick couldn't get ANY MORE annoying, a phone starts ringing.
I'm thinking, WHO THE HELL ELSE IS GONNA BE ON THEIR PHONE NOW?
She reaches into her back pack and pulls out ANOTHER cell phone, which she puts up to her other ear. Then she says...I love you, I'll call you back and starts talking on the OTHER phone. WHO THE FUCK NEEDS TWO CELL PHONES???
Last night, these chicks stop this guy and decide that they need to get some chew from him. Then they bring a cup on the bus to SPIT into, so that they can chew this gross chew on the bus. WHAT THE FUCK??
I hope their jaws fall off, cause that is just fucking disgusting.
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