Stolen from Karina, who stole it from Miss Lyrical
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1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
I'd say Bush, but that would leave Cheney in charge. Hmmm, one of my ex-boyfriends?
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Ac/Dc
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Jake, most of the time.
4. What is the best kind of cheese?
White Sharp Cheddar. Yummm, I really like the one in the black wrapper. It might be Tillamook, not sure.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
Bacon, lettuce, and avocado. A REALLY good avocado. You don't put cheese on a BLT-type sandwich, silly.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
Hey, pulling back to before, I'd have to say Heath Ledger.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Trent Reznor
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? (saving, investing and depositing do not count):
I guess I'd prolly go to the store and just buy something. New shoes. New sheets. I don't know, but free money would definitely go towards shopping for my house. Maybe some new CDs. Just cause I can.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Use it when Derek is in Portland and go to Colorado to see my family. It would suck that they didn't see him, but one plane ticket doesn't exactly cover it.
Upon arrival, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
I'd take my relatives out to dinner. Or at least some of them, there's too many to feed on $100.00. Unless we all ate off the dollar menu. :)
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
Bacardi Vanilla Rum.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Go back to when George's mom was pregnant and make sure she was outta the country and then he could NEVER be president.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Everyone MUST OBEY ME! Just kidding, I would put a rule into effect that people must give another person a compliment at least once a day!
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Riding the bus. That's what it's called and what it's premise is. Maybe riding the crowded bus.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Fuck.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Freak out for a moment and then tie them all TOGETHER. HAHAHAHA.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
My CD box. Or the rack. Though that's pretty hard to lift. :( I don't like this question.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Go to the bar. Play some pool. CHAIN SMOKE. Or maybe I would go jump out of an airplane. Since I knew I was gonna die anyhow.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
I can fly. Man, I could get ANYWHERE so quickly.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Hanging out carefree with Heather again. Shit, with anyone. I just CAN'T be carefree anymore. :s
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)
When my sister's finger got cut off. Smashed off? I don't know, but AHH. Maybe when Derek was SO sick with the flu that I had to take him to hospital.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Italy or Ireland. I must have a thing for the "I" countries. :)
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under 21. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
I guess it would be the Duck, downtown. Just cause I know the people's. Y'know, like Cheers.
You wanna go, where everybody knows your name, and there always glad you came....
Sorry, I got caught up in the moment.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!"
Well, I guess flying is like floating. I'd go to the coast first. Just cause I LOVE the ocean. I don't think I've EVER mentioned that before, huh. *wink*
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Anne Boelyn. She really got a bum rap, but damn was she smart.
My Grandma. She was a great, strong woman. Maybe I only remember her that way cause I wasn't old enough to judge her, like I did EVERYONE ELSE IN MY FAMILY, after I became a teenager. After I thought I knew a lot. Yeah, right. But even with her wierd BLUE eye-makeup, With the cat's eye thing, she's still my BEST grandma in the whole wide world.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Shit, I just did this. Any of the other relatives I would want brought back aren't dead, thank god.
27. What's your theme song?
My Theme song??? Bent, by Matchbox Twenty.
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
I'd say Bush, but that would leave Cheney in charge. Hmmm, one of my ex-boyfriends?
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Ac/Dc
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Jake, most of the time.
4. What is the best kind of cheese?
White Sharp Cheddar. Yummm, I really like the one in the black wrapper. It might be Tillamook, not sure.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
Bacon, lettuce, and avocado. A REALLY good avocado. You don't put cheese on a BLT-type sandwich, silly.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
Hey, pulling back to before, I'd have to say Heath Ledger.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Trent Reznor
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? (saving, investing and depositing do not count):
I guess I'd prolly go to the store and just buy something. New shoes. New sheets. I don't know, but free money would definitely go towards shopping for my house. Maybe some new CDs. Just cause I can.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Use it when Derek is in Portland and go to Colorado to see my family. It would suck that they didn't see him, but one plane ticket doesn't exactly cover it.
Upon arrival, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
I'd take my relatives out to dinner. Or at least some of them, there's too many to feed on $100.00. Unless we all ate off the dollar menu. :)
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
Bacardi Vanilla Rum.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Go back to when George's mom was pregnant and make sure she was outta the country and then he could NEVER be president.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Everyone MUST OBEY ME! Just kidding, I would put a rule into effect that people must give another person a compliment at least once a day!
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Riding the bus. That's what it's called and what it's premise is. Maybe riding the crowded bus.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Fuck.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Freak out for a moment and then tie them all TOGETHER. HAHAHAHA.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
My CD box. Or the rack. Though that's pretty hard to lift. :( I don't like this question.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Go to the bar. Play some pool. CHAIN SMOKE. Or maybe I would go jump out of an airplane. Since I knew I was gonna die anyhow.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
I can fly. Man, I could get ANYWHERE so quickly.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Hanging out carefree with Heather again. Shit, with anyone. I just CAN'T be carefree anymore. :s
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)
When my sister's finger got cut off. Smashed off? I don't know, but AHH. Maybe when Derek was SO sick with the flu that I had to take him to hospital.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Italy or Ireland. I must have a thing for the "I" countries. :)
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under 21. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
I guess it would be the Duck, downtown. Just cause I know the people's. Y'know, like Cheers.
You wanna go, where everybody knows your name, and there always glad you came....
Sorry, I got caught up in the moment.
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!"
Well, I guess flying is like floating. I'd go to the coast first. Just cause I LOVE the ocean. I don't think I've EVER mentioned that before, huh. *wink*
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Anne Boelyn. She really got a bum rap, but damn was she smart.
My Grandma. She was a great, strong woman. Maybe I only remember her that way cause I wasn't old enough to judge her, like I did EVERYONE ELSE IN MY FAMILY, after I became a teenager. After I thought I knew a lot. Yeah, right. But even with her wierd BLUE eye-makeup, With the cat's eye thing, she's still my BEST grandma in the whole wide world.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Shit, I just did this. Any of the other relatives I would want brought back aren't dead, thank god.
27. What's your theme song?
My Theme song??? Bent, by Matchbox Twenty.
Comments
My boss' boss KNEW all about the old tea place. I was telling her about our trying to go there and she was like...I KNOW! Why did they have to close the salon area down? And she agreed it wasn't very good business sense.
And she's a CPA, so she knows.
I thought it was funny that she knew EXACTLY what I was talking about.