I gotta go to bed soon, but I thought I would leave you with this.

Derek has a very high metabolism. Anyone who knows Jake, understands. It's just the way it is.
He gets hot really easily. Even with his hair so short, his head is pretty much drenched within ten minutes of him really playing.
He sweats a lot.
A couple of times recently, he's looked at Ben or I and said...and this IS a direct quote..
"I'm sweating mullets."

Yes, mullets. We gently explained that it is bullets, not mullets. After we laughed at him, of course. Cause we are mean like that.

But really, I can't make this up. He's funny, but only when he is not trying to be, otherwise, he will tell "jokes" that usually resemble short stories and he doesn't do the punch line right.
He doesn't get sarcasm either...well, one day he asked if I was being sarcastic, but he can't USE sarcasm yet. Which is good, he is already using my own words against me. The other day I was saying how I think Magic is creepy and he was like...SOMEONE in this house told me that I should TRY something before I decide that I don't like it.
Damn that kid. He really does listen, sometimes. =S
Enough to be able to get me occasionally. After I got my plant for Mother's Day, he said "You're welcome".
Which is what I always say when he forgets to say thank you. I got busted.

Comments

Brandy said…
That's so cute!!!
He's sweating mullets :)
Goddamn.
9:21 AM
SWSNBN said…
That story has made everyone smile of out right laugh.
At least anyone who understands the whole mullet thing. I've got some confused looks and I would guess they don't know what a mullet is.
Or else they have NO sense of humor.
3:49 PM
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