Fish Funeral

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the rosy-faced youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?

"My goldfish died," replied little Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, "That's a really big hole for a Goldfish, isn't it?"

Little Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
"That's because he's inside your damn cat."

Comments

I'm not here. said…
OMG!
I love it. It's just too funny!
9:38 PM
SWSNBN said…
Yet another email I got forwarded. It was damn funny though. I share mine here and then I don't have to fill up email boxes.

Plus, people don't have to read them then. Glad you liked, I was waiting for someone to find it funny enough to comment.
9:51 PM
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