Oh hell, I might as well
I was the font of knowledge this weekend....ok, not really the font, I am exagerrating. I had finally found out what a "Donkey Punch" is. It was a joke on a show I watch...Aqua Teen...and I am so dumb, I had no idea what he meant.
So, rooting around on the internet taints you, people. Because I found out what it was, and it is sick and fucking wrong. Seriously wrong. So, I mentioned that I finally knew what it was to T & A and of course, A already knew. She really DOES know everything. I wish she had told me. T didn't, and promptly begged us to tell her. I was having a hard time saying it, but I figured what the hell, I might as well.
We were all promptly sick and disgusted by the thought. I don't know people. I hope that I don't know ANYONE who would be ok with this practice. Open-mindedness and all that crap, it is truly AWFUL.
And I tainted everyone with the knowledge, Ben hadn't known as well. I'd already tainted him with it, but sharing with my girls was important. Maybe I shoulda kept my silence, like A.
So, rooting around on the internet taints you, people. Because I found out what it was, and it is sick and fucking wrong. Seriously wrong. So, I mentioned that I finally knew what it was to T & A and of course, A already knew. She really DOES know everything. I wish she had told me. T didn't, and promptly begged us to tell her. I was having a hard time saying it, but I figured what the hell, I might as well.
We were all promptly sick and disgusted by the thought. I don't know people. I hope that I don't know ANYONE who would be ok with this practice. Open-mindedness and all that crap, it is truly AWFUL.
And I tainted everyone with the knowledge, Ben hadn't known as well. I'd already tainted him with it, but sharing with my girls was important. Maybe I shoulda kept my silence, like A.
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