ganked from TMI_chix, originally ganked from Craig's List
I just love this one part, LOL.
"It's OK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise. If you're banging a woman, and she's crying out and saying your name and moaning, and you can't even manage a grunt, she's going to feel like an idiot. You don't have to make the sounds she is making, but do SOMETHING. You know how when you are watching porn, and the girl does something great to the guy and the guy kind of goes "Ah!", half grunt, half yell? That's HOT. Do that. Whisper our name (assuming you know it) gruffly. Groan against her neck when you're in missionary position. You don't have to grunt like a mountain gorilla, but if you are totally mute, she's going to get worried."
Link here, if you want to read, I just really, really liked the ninja part. LOL.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/561877622.html
"It's OK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise. If you're banging a woman, and she's crying out and saying your name and moaning, and you can't even manage a grunt, she's going to feel like an idiot. You don't have to make the sounds she is making, but do SOMETHING. You know how when you are watching porn, and the girl does something great to the guy and the guy kind of goes "Ah!", half grunt, half yell? That's HOT. Do that. Whisper our name (assuming you know it) gruffly. Groan against her neck when you're in missionary position. You don't have to grunt like a mountain gorilla, but if you are totally mute, she's going to get worried."
Link here, if you want to read, I just really, really liked the ninja part. LOL.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/561877622.html
Comments
We wants it faster, harder, more more more.
I hate when they go so slow I start thinking about whether or not there's a good book within reach to entertain me till it's done. I want passion! Not slow soft romance.
Although romantic sex does have it's moments.
(BTW, this totally brings me back to the whole "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige" thing)
I was thinking about that the other day, for whatever reason. =)
I'm lucky, my boyfriend knows most of this. Yesterday morning, he smacked me on the bare ass (semi-hard, in the heat of the moment) and Derek came running down the hally, all "what was that noise?"...so I thought for a minute and then I said.."We popped a balloon", and he said oh and went away. LOL.