I wanna go see a horror movie
The boy brought me SPICY SUSHIS on Saturday.
I was VERY excited. I ate six of them before I went to bed that night.
The Sushi in question.
So, yeah, I ate SIX of them. Then I went to bed. Cause I'm FUCKING dumb as hell, apparently.
First I dreamed that Paul was following me around, like he used to....at least this is what I thought to begin with. Then I realized that Paul never really followed me around a lot. He would follow me around when he wanted something. And he was all like.....We could be friends!
And I was like...no. (by the way, Derek does that "I was like" thing as well!!!!!)
We really CANNOT be friends.
And he was like...yeah, we could...see my new daughter? Her name is cuterus. Yeah, I know...WHAT THE FUCK??? I don't know why, but that was her name.
Then this dream morphed into one of those ALL day marathon scary movie things. One "movie" after another. All spent running and hiding from some MANIAC who is trying to kill me. And when that wasn't enough?
When I escaped with my life??? I dreamt next that a new "movie" had started and now there were a BUNCH of them all trying to kill me. Like when they're all coming at Shaun in Shaun of the Dead. Except they weren't dead. They just wanted to kill me instead.
And I was thinking...this is JUST like that movie, Fever Pitch....
Except that's a romantic comedy...and not a freaky horror movie. I'm not sure what movie I was thinking about. I'm not sure I've ever seen a scary movie quite like that.
Maybe The People Under the Stairs??? That sounds like something that could happen. But I don't remember that movie much.
I was VERY excited. I ate six of them before I went to bed that night.
The Sushi in question.
So, yeah, I ate SIX of them. Then I went to bed. Cause I'm FUCKING dumb as hell, apparently.
First I dreamed that Paul was following me around, like he used to....at least this is what I thought to begin with. Then I realized that Paul never really followed me around a lot. He would follow me around when he wanted something. And he was all like.....We could be friends!
And I was like...no. (by the way, Derek does that "I was like" thing as well!!!!!)
We really CANNOT be friends.
And he was like...yeah, we could...see my new daughter? Her name is cuterus. Yeah, I know...WHAT THE FUCK??? I don't know why, but that was her name.
Then this dream morphed into one of those ALL day marathon scary movie things. One "movie" after another. All spent running and hiding from some MANIAC who is trying to kill me. And when that wasn't enough?
When I escaped with my life??? I dreamt next that a new "movie" had started and now there were a BUNCH of them all trying to kill me. Like when they're all coming at Shaun in Shaun of the Dead. Except they weren't dead. They just wanted to kill me instead.
And I was thinking...this is JUST like that movie, Fever Pitch....
Except that's a romantic comedy...and not a freaky horror movie. I'm not sure what movie I was thinking about. I'm not sure I've ever seen a scary movie quite like that.
Maybe The People Under the Stairs??? That sounds like something that could happen. But I don't remember that movie much.
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