Parenting is freaking weird.


Was thinking about parenting this week as my child was preparing to leave my “nest” for Portland for 7 long weeks…(they feel long now, will no doubt fly by as life does). Most everything is a double edged sword. You try doing something this way or that way and suddenly an entirely different problem will present itself.

Life is weird like that.
For instance – I often find myself telling people how my kid is sheltered, a bit naïve and I’ll always follow that up with something along the lines of liking it that way. To an extent, that is true. I do appreciate his naiveté in the face of so many, many kids his age running around and knowing “too much” about things I feel are adult topics.
Flip that coin though….he’s also less mature. And maybe less prepared to deal with issues should they arise. Things like sex, boobs, drugs….I honestly don’t know which way he’d go. When I was trying to feel him out the other night after his promotion ceremony about any girls he may have had crushes on, he shut me down quick…”Do you know me at all, mom? Do you think I just go around picking up girls all the time?” – no son. I don’t think that. At least I didn’t add that I didn’t think he’d have the skills to be picking up girls all the time; I just asked about if he had any crushes or girls with crushes on him.
Apparently not. But it worries me that perhaps by sheltering him, I’ve gone overboard. I didn’t want him to grow up knowing about things like I always did. Everyone commented on how I was like a miniature adult and I was. But that is likely why I’m always so goddamn worried now. I’ve spent my life preparing to be worried about shit. Add that to my propensity to put ridiculous things on my head for a laugh, and it’s almost like I’m Michael Jackson. Trying to reclaim my youth and shit. But I don’t want him to know how fucked up the world is. It’s a huge conundrum…how to prepare him for life without saying shit like…well…sometimes people are really fucked up and will hurt you for no apparent reason.
I wrote a few weeks ago about how his dad suddenly was talking about how it’d be nice to have him live in Portland with them….and I was livid. I’m past livid now, I know that nothing will happen unless I want it to and that’s not likely, but it was a knee jerk reaction to the thought of someone “taking” my kid.
As I’ve thought more about it though…I suddenly realize that THIS is what I wanted all along.
No, not for my kid to leave, but for his dad to care enough to want to have him around. Something I never had. Instead of his dad making excuses as to why he can’t come spend time with him, he’d actually like to have MORE time with him. So thinking about it that way, how can I be mad about it? I really can’t. Instead I’m going to work on being fucking grateful about it. It’s something I always wished for my kid and I was worried when he was younger about the lack of time with his father, and now it’s not an issue.

It’s funny terrifying how being a parent really can make you see both sides of things. It’s just one more thing for my addled brain to worry about.

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